Saturday, August 27, 2011

The Informant

From The Amazing Screw-on Head (quite possibly the greatest thing ever)
Hanging out on a gnarled old tree in the sewers of Marrakesh, the Informant spends his time sending out Morse-coded messages.
The Informant ticks off previous employer Emperor Zombie by telling President Lincoln the last known whereabouts of Zombie's hostage. Zombie sends his vampire minion Patience to rub out the Informant, and she has a rat burn the Informant to a crisp.
Patience also uses the rats for a chair!
Being incinerated isn't the end of the Informant, rather the mummy body was just the host for his true form.
As hinted at by his double-voice, the Informant is actually a pair of scarabs. Fez and monocle wearing scarabs, no less!
The Informant Informants are inadvertently saved from a crushing death by shoe by Screw-On Head himself, who doesn't seem to notice them, and presumably escape.

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