Paper Shredder

From the VeggieTales Silly Song "Where Have All The Staplers Gone?" (allegedly an obscure Broadway show tune from the unknown musical Office Supplies).

At first, it appears as just an ordinary paper shredder, one of the few office supplies that hasn't vanished.

Later on in the song, when other supplies reappear (just to sing, they aren't actually "there"), the shredder sprouts a pair of eyes though does not join in the song whatsoever. Aww...

For the number's finale, Larry grabs the shredder's waste bucket to throw the shredded paper as confetti, leaving the shredder's "head" on the floor.

Rather morbid to bringing a paper shredder to life just to behead it and toss it's innards around.

Notably, the phone and copier don't become alive as well. The shredder is seemingly the only 'real' living office supply.